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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

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They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

500-Million-Year-Old Mystery Fossil Rewrites Early Animal Evolution - SciTechDaily

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?

share office space ...

No way

Unacceptable again!

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Loons and Moons

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance