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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:48

Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
share office space ...
No way
Unacceptable again!
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance